SEATTLE — Big L scored early and Patrick Roy made it stand up, stopping all 31 shots as the Seattle Musicians edged the Washington Swamp 1-0 Saturday at the Kingdome. Big L broke through 3:53 into the first period, beating Linus Torvalds from in close with a point-blank rush chance tucked into the high corner. The unassisted goal held up as the game-winner in a tight, penalty-free matchup before 16,034 fans. ...

BOSTON GARDEN, May 1, 2026 (AP) — The Boston Tea Party secured a decisive 4-0 victory over the Montreal Expos on Monday in the Old Border Feud matchup, showcasing an aggressive third-period surge that ultimately overwhelmed the visiting team. The game remained tightly contested through the first two periods, with neither squad able to breach the opposing net. Momentum finally shifted for Boston during the second frame when Cammi Granato fired home a crucial unassisted goal at the 5:30 mark. The goal provided the go-ahead marker and set the stage for Boston’s eventual dismantling of the Expos’ defense. ...

PORTLAND, Ore. — Hayley Wickenheiser’s third-period goal broke a tie and lifted the Portland Brewers to a 2-1 win over the Chicago Style on Friday night at the Rose Garden. Wickenheiser scored at 6:41 of the third period, finishing a point-blank chance from the high slot after Portland worked the puck through a cycle. Mac Miller and Jim Morrison assisted on the winner, which came after Chicago had pushed back from a one-goal deficit in the second period. ...

DALLAS — William Gibson stopped 25 shots and the Boston Tea Party held off a third-period push to beat the Dallas Dharma 2-1 on Friday night at American Airlines Center. Boston did all of its scoring in the first period, then leaned on Gibson and a clean defensive game to protect the lead. The Tea Party struck first at 5:32 when Tom Brady scored unassisted, giving Boston a quick 1-0 edge. ...

PHILADELPHIA, May 1, 2026 — Johan Mauchly scored with 1:48 left in the third period, lifting the Philadelphia Pisces past the Montreal Expose 4-3 Friday night at Wells Fargo Center. The late winner capped a taut, penalty-free game in front of 16,587 fans, with Philadelphia outshooting Montreal 27-25. Willie Mays made 22 saves for the Pisces to earn the win, while Jean-Paul Sartre stopped 23 shots for Montreal. Philadelphia struck first just 28 seconds into the game when Chelsea Manning finished a setup from Brianna Decker. Montreal answered quickly, with Tom Petty scoring unassisted at 2:55 to tie it. ...

A Letter from the Commissioner: Cosmic Hockey Association Ascending Dear Friends of the Game, As I sit here in the high office, looking out not over a city skyline but over the vast, shimmering expanse of the multiverse that our league now occupies, I am struck by a profound sense of awe. When we first conceived of the Cosmic League, the skeptics were legion. They said you couldn’t put poets on skates. They said philosophers couldn’t backcheck. They told us that the egos of tech moguls and the raw energy of grunge musicians would combust if confined within the same rink. ...

DALLAS– Phife Dawg recorded a hat trick and Phillip K Dick tallied three points as the Dallas Dharma overwhelmed the Los Angeles Sun 6-2 on Sunday. The Dharma offense exploded in the second half of the game, turning a tight contest into a rout. The Los Angeles Sun opened the scoring with a goal from Marissa Mayer, assisted by Angela James, putting the visitors up early. Dallas responded quickly when Phife Dawg netted his first of the game off a pass from Janice Joplin. The Dharma took their first lead shortly after, with Phillip K Dick scoring on a play set up by Sarah Vaillancourt and Timothy Leary. ...

WASHINGTON– The Washington Swamp built a commanding lead and held on through a furious late comeback attempt to defeat the New York Times 4-3 on Friday night. The Swamp were powered by a balanced attack, with Sylvia Plath, Aaron Swartz, and Julian Assange each recording a goal and an assist. Washington stormed out of the gate, establishing a 3-0 lead. Cassie Campbell opened the scoring, finishing a play set up by Assange and Swartz. Sylvia Plath doubled the advantage with help from Keith Hernandez, and Aaron Swartz made it 3-0 shortly after, converting passes from Linus Torvalds and George Orwell. ...

CHICAGO - The ice at the arena was still steaming when the final horn blasted, signaling the end of a contest that felt less like a hockey game and more like a clash of cultural titans. In a game defined by a blistering start and a heart-stopping finish, the Seattle Musicians edged out Chicago Style 3–2, riding the hot hand of Kurt Cobain and the brick-wall goaltending of Patrick Roy. ...

BOSTON– The Boston Tea Party overcame a deficit to score four unanswered goals, defeating the Miami Saints 5-2 on Friday night. Bobby Orr and Alexander Graham Bell led the charge for Boston, each recording a goal and an assist in the victory. Boston opened the scoring when William Gibson converted a pass from Orr. However, Miami responded quickly and effectively. Theodore G. Paraskevakos tied the game with help from Tim Berners-Lee and Larry Ellison, and shortly after, Ralph Baer gave the Saints a 2-1 lead, assisted by Natalie Darwitz and Jim Brown. ...